When Marc is out for his bi-weekly game night with the guys at work, some form of excitement is sure to occur back at home.
We have a fenced-in yard, and several weeks ago I had the bright idea to let Nutty (aka Nutkin, our cat) take in the air outside, under closer supervision from myself (to be sure she didn’t gallop up the dogwood onto the neighbor’s shed roof). She enjoyed her excursion very much. She sniffed around, ate grass, explored… until I noticed that there was small hole in the fence. She noticed it at the same time, apparently, because next thing I knew I was grabbing her hind legs as she tried to squeeze to freedom. That was the end of Nutty en plein air. Unfortunately, her brief taste of liberty whetted her appetite for more. Prior to this little foray she barely noticed the existence of doors to the outside, and never attempted to dash through them when we came or went. Now she listens for the sound of the car pulling up, and lurks, waiting for the second the door opens to hopefully catch us by surprise and exit between our legs. She has almost succeeded several times.
Feeling sorry for Na Na, as Brynny calls her, we threw around the idea of hooking up a tether system outside so she could go graze a bit on nice days. Today I was at Target and stopped by the cat section. Besides the usual rows of boxes of cats in stasis, peering with unseeing eyes out of their boxes, waiting to be dropped in the bathtub and be activated, I saw on the shelf a cat harness! I snapped it up. It came with a nice bungee leash so you could take your kitty for strolls down the boulevard.
So, tonight, Nutty was prowling around while I was trying to wash dishes, letting out mournful howls and scurrying to the back door and looking at me suggestively. I took off my dish gloves and opened the harness. I actually got it on her pretty quickly since she didn’t know what was coming. As soon as I gave a little tug on the leash, however, she crouched and regarded me with extreme suspicion. She didn’t budge. So I picked her up and carried her outside. She liked that, all right! I walked around the back yard with her for a few minutes while she nibbled and stalked leaves. Every once in awhile she rolled over and attempted to claw the harness, but it seemed to be holding tight. The wind was picking up and I didn’t feel like spending my evening in the cold, dark backyard with my cat, so I brought her round front where I could easily look through the door and see how she was getting on. I tied the leash securely to the porch railing.
After about five minutes of washing dishes, I peeked through the glass in the door and to my consternation, there was the leash, tied to the rail, and there was the harness- dangling, empty! I ran out and looked all around. No Nutty. I called and tsked- nothing. Finally, I got down on my knees and looked through the lattice to the crawl space under the porch. And there she was- a dim figure in the back somewhere, trying to figure out how she could get deeper into the little spaces under the house where sprickets dwell (look them up- a very interesting species of dark-crevice-habitating cricket/spider). She noticed me and trotted over to say hello through the lattice. I even felt her wet nose on my hand. And then she was out of reach. At long last, she slipped under the lattice to see what lay outside. I tiptoed after her, knowing that any sudden move could cause her to race off into the dark, never to be seen again. Suddenly, the neighbor’s dogs on the other side of the fence began to bark and poor, terrified Nutty went running. Lucky for me, straight into a corner between the garage and the fence. And that was the end of her adventure. I lunged, grabbed, and despite her wild struggles and swiping paws, deposited her safely inside the house.
Stay tuned for… “Cats in Space! One cat’s ride in a rocket after knocking over Christmas tree!”